An Open Letter To: 90% of the population.

You may have noticed that this is a new addition to my blog.  Well, I have a lot of those, randomly, but this one is special.  Sort of special anyway.  This is going to be my little newspaper column type thingy, where I'm going to send my thoughts through the interwebs at all of you.    All two of you!  Directed towards a group, from another group.  Be advised, I don't like to censor myself, and some of this may be offensive, but have I really been one to care about that?  Read it or don't read it, it's up to you.  So welcome to my column of unleashed hatred towards the many things that pick my brain.  They will also be accompanied by cute little diddies such as this one at the beginning.  How exciting! I think I'm starting off on a good little tiny foot here. 

Dear 90% of the population,

       Welcome to the real world, there's been a lot you have missed when you were absorbed into yourself.  We all know that you have developed this universe that centers around yourself, but it's about time to step back into the real one.  A little word of advice, you are not always right.  You are not the only person that matters.  Everything is not about you.  Get all that?  Now, I understand that you believe your views are the only ones that matter, your beliefs are the right ones because it's what you believe, but the rest of us here like to believe that there is a possibility of being wrong.  Just sayin'.  Now I'll give you a second to get over the shock of the realization that you aren't the only person that matters in the world.  I want nothing more than to give you the opportunity to go live in your own little world, would you like that?  How long could you survive like that?  I'd really love to see ya try.  I'll book a million little islands for all of you to be on your own.  Do you know the best part of this?  The rest of us will never see you again! SHAZAM!  I'll get the doctor to prescribe you something for your superiority complex as well.  I'm going to leave this a little vague because I'm sure I will be addressing many of you again, so soak it in and I'll be talkin to you soon.  

Sincerely,

The other 10%